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Benedum Rain Dance 

Noun: The arm-waving, body-jerking action taken by users of "hands-free" water fountains to try to activate the sensors and relinquish a stream of filtered earth sauce into our gaping piehole. Named for the notorious water fountains in Benedum hall of engineering at the prestigious University of Pittsburgh
Scrambleisha had thought she was thirsty before, but after a few seconds of the Benedum Rain Dance, she was positively parched.
Benedum Rain Dance by boromir8 November 20, 2017
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Suburban Rain Dance

To thoroughly wash your car, followed immediately or shortly after by rainfall
"My car is looking so fresh and so clean!"

"Sho is, too bad there is a huge rain cloud heading this way. Looks like you just did the Suburban Rain Dance"

Corporate Rain Dance

When it starts raining and everyone prairie dogs above their pod walls to stare hopelessly at the rain as if they've never been outside or experienced rain before.
Weather dictates a corporate rain dance around noon today.
Corporate Rain Dance by T2kizz January 10, 2014

Jamaican Rain Dance 

The act of being graced by a native Jamaican's knuckle children. Most commonly practiced as a post touchdown celebration.
Incomplete Pass

Denfender: "No Jamaican Rain Dance for you Douche Bag!"

Receiver:"....crap."

dick rain dance 

An provocative act in which the receiving party shakes their ass in order to arouse a male party to ejaculate all over them.
Man, when Kayne needs the money, he can do a bomb-ass dick rain dance.

African rain dance 

The act of inserting a womans hard nipple into a mans pee hole, then the man urinates, making the urine "rain" on her.
My old lady wanted to shower last night, but I talked her into an African rain dance instead.

The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie

The worst song on the face of the planet. It's a brand new low for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
*The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie comes on the radio*

Person A: I hate this shit!

Person B: Damn, this just made me puke.

Person A: Turn it off, turn it off!