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3D Printing

The use of additive manufacturing to produce 3D models. Despite popular belief that this technology is useless. It is expanding quite rapidly

Ex. Previous cost- over 2000 dollars current cost- under 800 dollars

This technology will soon take over the world MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

I have no clue why I wrote this, I just got triggered my another untrue definition :/

Printing Press 

A niche one-person sex machine that distinctly resembles an old fashioned printing press.

There is a mechanical dildo which is inserted in a locomotive fashion into the vagina, anus or other orifice of the receiver. Simultaneously, there are paint rollers that move back and forth over the breasts or pectoral muscles of the subject and they are then lowered onto the paper where the ink/paint transfers to the paper. The printing on the paper happens in a 1 to 2 ratio - once for every two insertions of the dildo.
"I spent 15 minutes on the printing press last night....best orgasms I have ever had!"

Pressingirl 

A woman who stress her man/lover/friend with benefit. She's very similar to a stalker but differently from stalker the most of the time her harrassments start to come out very slowly, further usually she has/had a relation with the guy who is stressed and for this reason her behavior is tollerated more than usual. She's very possessive so she call the poor guy continuosly and often stalks him online to be sure that no girls add him.
A: did you received another text? Is it the 10th in 1 hour?
B: yeah mate, that girl is not giving in with me, she wanna see me again!
A: damn man, she's defo a pressingirl!
Pressingirl by Shotokhan July 27, 2013

10th Prestige 

The most prestigious prestige in Call of Duty 4 and Call of Duty: World at War. Only those who do not see sunlight for more than 2 hours a day can ever reach this level of honor. Players of the game take great pride in reaching this oh so distant new world. Unfortunately the new world is full of helicopters, dogs from hell, and criticism.
"Dogboy is such a punk because he will never reach 10th prestige because he never rolls over"

"After 13 days 4 hours and 51 minutes, I have finally reached 10th prestige."
10th Prestige by Mr J0E KERR February 24, 2009

prestige nigga 

Before becomining a prestige nigga. You need to accomplish all the challenges of being a real nigga. When completed all those challenges you will then be anointed "Prestige nigga". You will know because everyone will have respect for you. When prestige nigga you have power to do anything. You are basically the "Master nigga"
Man being a real nigga was hard but now I'm a prestige nigga, so I have control of everything now.

pussy pressing

When a girl does the splits on top of your face with her pussy directly over your mouth and you stick your tongue out and push her up and down like a bench press
Dude I needed a chest workout and I was craving some pussy so I started pussy pressing my girl.
pussy pressing by Dapak March 26, 2019