Potted Meat 

....Otherwise referred to as "Dog Food Sandwiches".

Smashed, processed meat in the form of purina dog chow that is edible by humans. Can be served with a delectable dill pickle and gouda cheese.

"Son, I packed your favorite in your lunch bucket today, potted meat and cheese!"

"Your neck smells somewhat like potted meat"

Potted Meat by Chingow April 5, 2010

Potted Plant 

used primarily in a sales environment

An individual(usually in a position of power)who is unable or unwilling to move forward with new ideas, methods to improve their business or get key decision makers involved because they are stuck in their old ways of thinking; becoming as worthless as a potted plant that just takes up desk space.

"I had a great conversation with Ann today but she's as worthless as a potted plant. She can't even get our proposal in front of her SVP, let alone their CFO."

Potted Plant by Adrian aka "Dr. Green Thumb" December 9, 2008

potted meat 

A canned meat made from ground rats that ate the bologna off of the floor.

The the cat wouldn't eat the potted meat.

potted meat by Nick December 4, 2004

Potted Plant Syndrome (PPS) 

1. A disease possessed by an individual who joins a group, but does not participate in group discussions; one who does nothing but take up space...like a potted plant.

2. When one contributes nothing to a conversation.

3. One who appears to be an extrovert but appears very introverted when in the presence by others.

1. Every Tuesday and Thursday, Anthony, Anna, Jay-Me and Cody sit at a table and talk.

-Anna, Jay-Me and Cody are carrying on a great, exciting conversation while Anthony does nothing but look on and listen.
-Anthony doesn't do this intentionally, but he is suffering from Potted Plant Syndrome (PPS).
-*He does nothing but take up space.*

2. Janelle: Every time we all get together, Tara never says anything. She just stares.
Sean: I like Tara...but homegirl has PPS.

Potted Plant Syndrome (PPS) by Aiden Burrows February 10, 2013

Potted Meat 

The words used to describe a disgusting vagina that is loose and looks like it's falling apart. Some of the symptoms of potted meat is looseness, unpleasant smell, the ability for four fingers to easily be placed inside, and the appearance that the vagina is turned inside out. Potted meat is common among skankwhores and older women who have expierenced the ole dick a few times too many.

Yea son, Katie got that potted meat. It looked ground beef and felt like it too. I would rather put my dick in a blender!

Potted Meat by BigDaddyBC June 7, 2011

Potted Palm

Old industrial-grade office stereotype for a person who is prominent and projects a good image, but does not actually contribute anything to a company

He's done some good work and been with the company for 30 years, but the last few years he's been a Potted Palm.

Potted Palm by Visual Echo October 2, 2010

potted meat 

Pink canned meat food product eaten by old people when evacuating from a hurricane like your annoying aunt who you call tata. It is made from dead pigs cows rats and cockroaches. It tastes really good. You can buy some at Frank for 13cents a can!

The Subway sold the potted meat sandwhich.

potted meat by MozzerellaStick December 27, 2005