Stop posting about Among Us 

Stop posting about Among Us

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

Stop posting about Among Us by Robzy March 30, 2021

posting pals 

Two people on a forum who always post after each other. This is either intentional because they're so dependent on each other they can't think for themselves, or it's by coincidence since they're always active on the forum. Sometimes other forum members think it's cute if the two are likeable, but most of the time it becomes annoying, especially if they post about things no one else cares about or they're part of a forum clique and bully other members.

"Why are those two always posting after each other all the time?"

"They're the forum's posting pals. They used to be funny but now no one can stand them."

posting pals by zongi zong June 30, 2012

Poking the Purple Plum 

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.

While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.

Poking the Purple Plum by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE 

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

posing for animal crackers 

It means you are sitting/standing around being fucking useless while everyone around you is doing something.

Hey, (insert coworker name here). Are you posing for animal crackers or do you think you might pick up the phone when it rings?

posing for animal crackers by Lady NY February 4, 2017

poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK

hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work

poking the pooch by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009

poringland 

A small village near Norwich. Very close to Framingham Earl and Upper Stoke, so much so that they form a large village together.

Commonly called 'Pozza' by the uneducated chav population in the area, the type who mingle with no purpose in bus shelters and other pointless areas.

I hear he lives in Poringland.

Ey Up ViCkY wHats Up iN pOzZa InNiT

poringland by anonamous99p June 11, 2006