polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

polar theism by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

polar theism by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

Polar Whore-Tax

This is an additional fee/tax that a prostitute charges when the requested sexual act is performed outside & the weather is extremely cold.

The hooker told him she charged an additional 'Polar Whore-Tax' when he requested her to give him a blowjob in the snow.

Polar Whore-Tax by Master Kitty February 23, 2014

Polar Pop Pro 

Someone who has a Polar Pop on them at all times, no matter the occasion. Polar Pop Pros also have the unique ability to locate a Circle-K in any city at any time, almost like a 6th sense.

Ricky Ross put that down you Polar Pop Pro, we're in church."

Polar Pop Pro by LakSom March 17, 2010

polar poop 

The act/art of having a bowel movement into a "polar pop" cup,

I was at work so I was forced to polar poop

polar poop by Polar 💩 bear September 26, 2017

Polar Gook

According to Scott (who is a giant dick) on Southpark

Native Canadian, Eskimo , Inuit

what are we doing following this ice beaner?
Eskimos are good for nothing, i payed one to give me a blow job once.

all she did was rub her nose against my dick for 45 minutes, god damn polar gooks.

Polar Gook by Videodrone June 8, 2011

Polar Ice 

Rapidly rising drug in the south, especially the city of Atlanta. Heroin with nicotine and adderal compounds added to it. Usually injected through veins but can be consumed in any way.

Person 1: Yo have you heard of this new Polar Ice shit?

Person 2: Yea bro my brother is addicted to this

Polar Ice by thesouthernman45 September 23, 2023