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A penguin that lives in the Arctic Circle, often accompanied by his friends Headcheese and Mr. Nutty.
Headcheese: Pokey are you drunk on love?
Pokey: Yes. Also whiskey, but mostly love...and whiskey.
Pokey by Dark Chaos August 16, 2004
A kid who lives in Wilbraham and enjoys cheeseburgers
Pokey you are one crazy bastard!!
Pokey by Lexington Big Dick December 28, 2005
adj. and n.

Small stuff usually has a pointy/sharp end. (Canadian slang)

in Don't Starve (a Klei Entertainment game, Klei is a Canadian video game Corp.), some characters would call "stinger of bee", "sewing kit" , and similar stuff pokey, if you understand the word 'pokey' as jail, or nipples on one's breast, obviously they conflict with the meaning for the context.
This will keep the pokeys off of me. (spoken by Willow in Don't Starve game)
(this sentence here is for a Beehat, the word pokey here means the perverted bees in the game.)
pokey by alexshots December 19, 2013
Tool used to stir up the weed in the bowl or bong. Also can be used to scrape the bowl.
Yo, gimme the pokey this shit needs stired.
Pokey by sToNeD January 12, 2005
When you eat so much, you feel pokey.
I ate too many garlic-Parmesan wings from TGI-Fridays, my stomach feels pokey.
My favorite thing in the whole world! (Pokey is my favorite thing in the whole everything)
Name* Is obsessed with Pokey.
pokey by Vinny snøw April 23, 2018