david platt

David Platt is a character in the long running BRITISH soap opera “coronation street”. He is a straight male. He went on a night out with his best male friend who slipped him some GHB. Josh ended up having a bit of bum fun with David while he was unconscious. David didn’t like the fact he had been violated up the old chocolate star. The act is now to be known as David Platted

Chris - I went out last weekend for a few drinks with my mate. I can’t remember much of the night but woke up in the morning with a fuzzy head and a sore arse.

Lee - sounds like you have been David Platted by your best mate!!!!

david platt by Phil.myhole March 26, 2018

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James Platt

A sad man with no dad, he never fails to wee his bed and his pants are always brown. Volleyball Champion and disliked by many (especially mother and mohammed). Saddo who eats grass and dances on tables naked, he runs through farms fields naked like Theresa May, he is also an assistant swimming coach lmao. He throws a ball but doesnt get it back (no father ya see) and has no milk in his tea. oof. He plays Roblox for 10 hours straight and pees everywhere lmao, he also pees while doing volleyball on Tuesdays, what a ignorant little plum.

Ay look its James Platt playing volleyball, what a knob...
Imagine having no dad like James Platt...

James Platt by Jacks Father Figure July 21, 2022