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Plankton 

a bitcoin holder who has less than 0.1 bitcoin
the “original” bitcoin whales are beginning to look like plankton as institutions line up to buy en masse
Plankton by satocashi March 18, 2023

Plankton 

FROM SPONGEBOB

Plankton or Sheldon J. Plankton is a tiny, green character with two antennas that likes to cause chaos, he wants to steal the secret krabby patty formula from his enemy, Mr. Krabs or Eugene Harold Krabs.
plankton is causing CHAOS all around the city!!!!!!!!! D:
Plankton by foodpoison72 December 11, 2023

plankton uchiha 

A name belonging to a semi-known Rust cheater who has cheated on many Icefuse servers (particularly Warden 2x) during late-spring to late-summer of 2020. They're rumors that this person went back onto Icefuse in December 2020 but got banned due to cheating. They're also rumors that he wasn't cheating in Rust (in December), but using a hack for the game "Among Us". This player was in the clans, "gayz", "BO99", "999", "BOPP", "damm", "damn", "ESP", and several others. This player has used the handles, "plankton uchiha", "ploonkton uzumaki", "ez claps ez smacks", "Triple Heady Go To Beddy" (not the original), and several others. This player has bypassed several HWID bans (given by Rust) and several Icefuse bans. He was nearly banned when his online friend (AuraLoL) went against him as a wipe (as a challenge) and gave all the evidence that plankton gave him, unfortunately, plankton was afk at the time of the report being reviewed.
Nick #BeamerSZN: Remember plankton uchiha?
AuraLoL: Fuck you, kid. That's my homie.

Plankton Paradox 

One who makes overly complex schemes while unable to do the bare minimum tasks in life
Look at this guy going through a plankton paradox, he wants to take over the world yet can barely do the dishes by himself!

Plankton's Old Chum 

Spongebob SquarePants episode 246a When Plankton's Usual spot to dump is rotten chum is too full, he tricks Spongebob into hiding it around the city.
Plankton's Old Chum will air in the USA in November or December!

plankton farming 

-the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.

-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.

-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."

"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
plankton farming by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010