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planking 

Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.

Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".
Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!"

Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"

Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."
planking by OhJustGetOverIt July 21, 2011

Platelingus 

plate-a-lingus noun

The act of licking one's plate clean, to complete and utter satisfaction - often with a great degree of sensuality.

The most intimate form of completing a meal - to lick the entire plate free of all deliciousness.
The pot roast was so delicious, John engaged in platelingus to lap up the remaining gravy.

Dude, this homemade BBQ sauce is gonna get some platelingus after I finish these ribs.
Platelingus by Nails11 July 7, 2011

city planning 

verb

Creating a city with a thought of being used by the future generations. Commonly in central Europe.
A: ''Berlins city planning is very creativel, wide streets and low buildings''
B: ''Yeah, sure, thats for the russians, so they are able to drive their tanks easier this time''
city planning by gravemaster February 23, 2011

P plating 

When you go around stealing P-plates. Usually done in teams of two and done at nite.
"Oi mate what did you get up too last nite" "Went P plating last nite and got 59 P-plates"
P plating by Aussie555 December 19, 2011

Manual Family Planning 

1. Manual Family Planning at its best:

Guy: I'm gonna cum
Guy pulls his cock out of the bitch and sprays his load over her tits.

planking 

When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee
I broke my nose because I fell off the toilet while planking this morning
planking by Im IN Faze Clan 101 January 2, 2016