pittsburgh penguins

nothing but bankruptcy!

The Penguins have no money

pittsburgh penguins by PuckYou March 29, 2004

Pittsburgh Penguins

A bunch of little bitches that cheat to win. They are a bunch of crybabies that are shit at hockey.

Did you see that person from the Pittsburgh Penguins crying like a bitch.

Pittsburgh Penguins by Oooooooo10 May 29, 2018

Pittsburgh Penguins Hattrick

When a professional hockey player scores 3 goals in one game, the third goal being when the opposing team's goalie is pulled, making it an illegitimate hattrick. Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin have both done this on numerous occasions and are credited with being "goal bitches" after both complaining about Steven Stamkos scoring an empty net goal in his last season to tie Crosby for the Rocket Richard, and Alex Ovechkin shitting on both of them the previous several seasons for the award. They are now made fun of and notorious for scoring empty-net hattricks.

Ah, man! I can't win a Rocket Richard Trophy on my own, so I'm going to score some Pittsburgh Penguins Hattricks to catch up even though they are for pussies who love the limelight!

Pittsburgh Penguins Hattrick by nhl_commish November 30, 2010

pittsburgh his penguin 

When you suck someone’s dick and they really like it when someone chokes on their dick, because it makes them feel like they’ve got a big dick. So you like choke on the dick while sucking it, it’s like an ego booster.

“Sidney isn’t doing so good lately, I think I should pittsburgh his penguin.”

pittsburgh his penguin by shittyromcom May 31, 2018