Skip to main content

Overkill Photographer 

Someone who posts multiple pictures of themselves from the

same time with different poses onto a social networking sight.

It's easy to spot an Overkill Photographer because they will

be wearing the same clothes and have the same background,

but will have changed their pose and possibly the camera

angle.
Mitch: Did you see Ashley's new pics on FB?

Alec: Yeah it was a little weird, she posted the same pic twice,

she just turned her hat around for one of them.

Mitch: She's such an Overkill Photographer

glamour photographer 

A glamour photographer is a big bellied, bald headed uncle running after bimbos with a massive camera.
A glamour photographer has posted an advert a for a glamour model for a professional boudoir shoot, no experience needed.

a strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph 

A strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph
A strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph

wild-life photographer 

A party photographer. This artist documents people, usually young privileged white kids, and their wild lifestyles. Classic photographers who fit this category are Larry Clark, director of KIDS. A contemporary artist would be the Cobrasnake.
The preferred format for this type of photography is digital, while polaroid appeals to a more specific/pretentious genre of wild lifers. Also, the portfolio's of wild-life photographers are usually their facebook pages.
Me: My friend Kara is an avid wild-life photographer

You: Oh, I didn't know she photographed animals

Me: She's doesn't photograph animals, she photographs PARTY ANIMALS!

freelance photographer 

A photographer who works for themselves. Sells their photos to whoever wishes to buy them.
Ooh, lookie! Mildred's decided to become a freelance photographer! She works for nobody but herself! What a lucky bitch!
freelance photographer by Amandel December 28, 2006

Hipster Photographer

A 12 year old girl that screams, MAAAAAHHHHM I want a NIKON!!!
and then uses the camera only in Auto mode to camerawhore
Look at that Hipster photographer, she doesn't even know what aperture and exposer mean.