peripheral void 

The Calamitous void in your vision above your eyes but below the top of your head. Especially hazardous to lofty denizens.

What in the name of Josef Fritzl is that mark on your head?

Mate I clanged a branch on me bike! Couldn't help it, it was right in me peripheral void!

Should've been wearing a helmet mate.

peripheral void by Dangoku59 January 21, 2012

peripheral hoe 

peripheral hoe is a woman with which one has no real contact but sees them on a regular basis at work or in public aka. in the periphery of ones social circle. the relationship to this person is entirely hypothetical, one imagines what a relationship would be like without ever speaking to them in order not to ruin the fantasy. Attraction is mainly because of looks.

"That girl in the bus smiled at you, aren't you going to talk to her?" "no, she is my peripheral hoe"

peripheral hoe by RickyTickyTavy May 17, 2016

peripheral intelligence 

when someone gives info that you are constantly questioning everything or trying to tie things together

When someone random gives you an architect name for a project with no plans you need to use your peripheral intelligence

peripheral intelligence by trashelle June 1, 2018

Peripheral Fame 

Someone who achieves a level of fame as a result of circumstances that are largely unrelated to them.

Paul Cole, the guy in the background on the Abbey Road album cover, achieved a certain amount of peripheral fame.

Peripheral Fame by BFrank66 August 13, 2019

Peripheral Artery Disease 

Noun (Also know as: P.A.D. ) Peripheral Artery Disease is a circulatory condition in which narrowed blood vessels reduce blood flow to the limbs.
Peripheral vascular disease is a sign of fatty deposits and calcium building up in the walls of the arteries (atherosclerosis). Risk factors include aging, diabetes, and smoking.

Wow my lower legs really ache for no reason, even when laying down. Probably because of Peripheral Artery Disease. Fuck.

Peripheral Artery Disease by Mr. Wanna October 27, 2021

Peripheral Anguish 

Peripheral anguish is a profound emotional state characterized by intense feelings of pain, distress, and suffering that are felt at the edge of one's consciousness. It is a sense of deep unease and discomfort that lingers just beyond the reach of conscious awareness, yet remains a constant presence in one's life. Peripheral anguish can manifest in many forms, including anxiety, depression, loneliness, and a sense of emptiness or meaninglessness. It is the feeling of being lost in the world, disconnected from others and oneself, and struggling to find a sense of purpose or direction. This type of anguish can be particularly insidious, as it can go unnoticed and unaddressed for extended periods, leading to a sense of hopelessness and despair. Those who experience peripheral anguish may feel trapped in a cycle of emotional pain, unable to break free from its grip. It is a powerful and debilitating force that can have a profound impact on an individual's well-being, making it crucial to seek help and support to overcome it.

I feel this overwhelming upset, that can only be described as some sort of peripheral anguish.

Peripheral Anguish by @thatonesalamanderforeal April 23, 2023

Peripheral Dick

Standing at the urinal and out of the corner of your eye you see a blurred penis.

Average Michael: Hey dude, not starring or anything but I can’t help but notice your pissing cock out of the corner of my eye.

Toby Maguire: Ah man don’t sweat it, That’s just Peripheral dick !

Average Michael: love your movies by the way!

Toby: thanks so much man, it’s always nice to meet a fan. What do you do for work ?

Average Mike: I actually recently got laid off for staring at men’s cocks in urinals. Been a tough year.

Toby: you think you’ve got a it rough I’ve got Dinosaur legs.

Michael: oh god I hadn’t noticed!

Toby: well it’s not called peripheral dinosaur legs is it you unemployed loser.

Average mike: dude that’s not very christmasy of you.

Toby: Goodbye my lover, you have been the one. You have been the one for me. Love from Toby (dinosaur legs) Maguire.

Peripheral Dick by Gibbon_Lips October 19, 2025