petting the hamster 

Another term for making love. Having sex, intercourse.

Being defined, when a man listens to a Barry White song, it puts him in the mood to pet the hamster . petting the hamster

petting the hamster by #FamilyFued June 9, 2017

Penis petting

The act of turning penises into pets, as done by witches in the 15th century.

Peasant 1- Oh No my penis is gone.
Peasant 2- It's probably that witch penis petting again.

Penis petting by Justabandkid July 8, 2018

Petting The Bunny 

Female masterbation.

I was horny so I started petting the bunny.

Petting The Bunny by jilljones November 10, 2008

Petting

Petting: A sexual act typically found in the 1920's to mid-1900's that involves the caressing of a woman's breasts/Stimulation of clitoris, or the stimulation of a man's penis. This act is often used as preparation for intercourse, but may or may not always be acted out before intercourse.

Do you want to plan on doing some petting later tonight, doll?

Petting by Gay squared February 22, 2018

Reverse Petting Zoo 

Originally from "The Office"

Used by Andy Biersack (Andrew Dennis Biersack of Black Veil Brides (vocalist) , formally known as Andy Six) - an idea he wishes to be credited with.

Q: "What invention to you wish to be credited with?"
A: (Andy Biersack) "Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, they pet you back."

Reverse Petting Zoo by MorganBVBArmy August 22, 2011

petting the beaver 

Masturbating

Person 1- She was petting the beaver in public last night in her balcony.
Person 2- Did you manage to see her clitoris?
Person 1- Ohhh yeah, she was hairy though...

petting the beaver by Sev336 July 23, 2016

heavy petting 

girl: ass and boobs felt up to having clit rubbed

guy: ass felt up to having penis rubbed through pants

girl: "he didn't finger me, but there was a lot of heavy petting going on."

guy: "i enjoyed the heavy petting but i wish she had actually given me a hand job!"

heavy petting by nerm November 6, 2004