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Peanutbutter 

When you pee then nut in a girls ass at the same time. Then you keep fucking and when you are done you are left with a brown, creamy, peanut butter like substance.
I totally gave my girl some peanutbutter last night.
Peanutbutter by Anonymous279274 August 26, 2018

Peanut Buttered My Classes 

The act of missing all of your classes schedule for the day. The

wittiness of the phrase comes from the fact that you skipped all of your classes, hence the brand of peanut butter, "Skippy".
Whoa dude Chettle, I bunged up today, I peanut buttered my classes....skippy

Peanutbutter Santa 

An off shoot of the Dirty Sanchez, involving an elderly person, more poop, and a beard.
I gave Cody's grand-ma the biggest peanutbutter santa last night!...She looked like ZZ TOP!!!

peanutbutterocity 

The measurement of the amount of peanut butter a single item has.
Zara: How much milk should I drink with this PB&J sandwich?

Jiff: Well what's the sandwich's peanutbutterocity. If there's a lot then pour a larger amount of milk.
peanutbutterocity by Pusheenius January 29, 2014

peanutbutter spoon 

A youtube channel (spoon) delivering that sweet content (peanutbutter).
Dude 1: Did you see that "peaceful protester does a no no" video on YouTube?
Dude 2: Yeah, from Donut Operator? He's the real peanutbutter spoon !
peanutbutter spoon by Salty_PRINGLE September 19, 2020

Spreading PeanutButter 

When you're going to have anal but you spread the cheeks and there's shit between them.
{Guy 1} My girl was Spreading PeanutButter last night it was gross.

{Guy2} That's hot.