painful orgasm 

when your getting an orgasm but those screams of pleasure? yeah thats intense pain. it usually has something to do with rippage. so be careful and go easy.

my vagina is loose because of the rippage from that painful orgasm. ow!

painful orgasm by i am chuck norris. i know all. February 15, 2009

Painful Mary 

When you shoot your girlfriends tits off with a shotgun.

My girlfriend was gonna get breast reduction surgery so I gave her a Painful Mary.

Painful Mary by The Bundy May 20, 2008

Painful fart 

When you hold in a fart and your manflaps release a kame hame ha with a painful shitting pants sound

I just had a painful fart and shit myself during the meeting

Painful fart by Painful fart September 22, 2017

painful tortoise 

when a male or female eats nails, then poops out a spiky turd causing massive pain in the sphinctor area.

" dude, after i was in home depot i had a painful tortoise"

painful tortoise by darksentinal4 April 10, 2010

Painful Quandary

Painful Quandary is a emerging death metal band from Panama City, Florida. With all members being around the age of 17, and 18, this band will have time to grow and expand, and are still maturing as musicians. Taking influence from bands such as; Death, Gorefest, Morbid Angel, Suffocation, Morbid Saint, Napalm Death, Carcass, Vital Remains, Warbringer, Gutted, and Viral Load, Painful Quandary delivers a lethal dosage of old school style death metal that will draw in new fans of the genre and grab veterans.

Painful Quandary kicks Chuck Norris's red haired ass

Painful Quandary by Painful God October 12, 2011

painful lung 

painful lung is a chronic disease in which you lung suddenly bursts on fire unexpectedly. No one knows quite how this is caused but it might corresponds to anal diver.

oh shit my lung just burst into flames!! I must have painful lung and must be an anal diver!

painful lung by painful lung January 13, 2009

Painful Martini

To give someone an assortment of different cuts, bruises, fractures etc.

Last week, I saw Mark, Gordon and Carl give the class nerd a hell of a painful martini.

Painful Martini by Doent August 25, 2018