that dude on the bus 

ok you probly looked this up for 3 resons

1: you a werdo and thinks urban dictonary knows evrything

2: you are extremly bored and want to see what would come up

3: IDK what do you think

look at that dude on the bus

that dude on the bus by neoooo April 29, 2019

I'm on the bus 

Said in two different environments:

1. When commuting on the bus and one is engaged in a mobile phone conversation, it is used to avoid talking loudly about embarrassing topics in a crowd of eavesdropping fellow commuters.

2. When person A is tired, or doesn't see the logic of why person B has called, this can be said to avoid conversation with person B.

1. A: "Hey what did the doctor say about that lump on your balls?"
B: "I'm on the bus."
A: "Oh aight."

2. A: "Hello?"
B: "Hey, will you be hungry in half an hour?"
A: "Aren't I meeting you in half an hour?"
B: "Yeah, but I want to know how hungry you will be."
A: "I'm on the bus. See you soon."

I'm on the bus by Autumnzz August 28, 2008

boy on the bus

the whole reason girls get on busses. i mean, there are MUCH better ways of getting around...

Friend1: omg, why do you even get the bus? it's all smelly and there are really pervy old men on it!
Girl: i know, but there is a boy on the bus. he's really hot.

boy on the bus by james-in-a-box May 2, 2009

wheels on the bus 

The sexual maneuver in which the handle of a pot-lid is inserted into the anus of one partner while the other partner "drives" the pot-lid as if he/she were the steering wheel of a bus.

I've been waiting for wheels on the bus all day!

wheels on the bus by MikeyCons November 8, 2010

wheels on the bus 

A another Pinkfong song.

The wheels on the bus goes round and round , round and round, all through the town.

wheels on the bus by SSSUUUNNN May 9, 2020

rubbing against little boys on the bus

Something you should never, ever do. Seriously. Never.

Also the punch line in the first verse of the song 'Why mommy left us' By Steven Lynch.

There was once this guy, who I can't name, who is probably in prison this very second for doing exactly that.

"Daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores. And daddy gets wasted and robs licker stores. And daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think that's why mommy left us."

rubbing against little boys on the bus by Pimp-Master J May 17, 2006

get on the bus or get run over 

it means you you either get your shit together and be a team player or get mashed by the team and fall by the waist side.

she is such an attention whore she doesn't realize she is a detriment to the group and guess what? the group is not feeling that ..

so ,she better get on the bus or get run over.

get on the bus or get run over by sabiiyah August 14, 2011