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well oiled 

well·oiled (adj)
1) as of the colloquial metaphor "a well oiled machine"
2) as an indication of sexual arousal or readiness (chiefly female)
3) as a colloquial term for intoxication
4) as in a sufficient amount of oil or oil like substance has been applied
5) the preferred state or condition of a female wrestler
1) Another for The Pack? That team is well oiled!
2) KY? You've got me well oiled already...
3) Six Long Island's later, I was well oiled.
4) Laying out at the cove? Be sure to get well oiled before you go.
5) Bronze Buns Babes are always well oiled!
well oiled by CJF8 June 26, 2008
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shoulda coulda oiled

An expression used in situations where one could have avoided a poor, destructive, or unpleasant decision by smoking hash oil instead. Kind of like the V8 commercials, except replace V8 with oil.
Guy 1: I got drunk and totaled my car last night. I feel like such an idiot.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

Guy 1: Man, yesterday sucked. I had to meet Jenny's parents and they totally hated me.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

Guy 1: I can't believe Bob overdosed on heroin. He had his whole life ahead of him.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

shaved, oiled and dancing 

A dream.. Fantasy, if you will, of the ever present "Bad-Mojo". Commonly used in most coversations regarding, well, anything.
"Man, did you see the score on that Bears game?"

"Yes, I bet you were watching it while thinking of a shaved, oiled and dancing Flabbio."

"You really need to see someone about those visions of yours..."

get oiled up luh nigga 

The act of covering oneself with oil or lube for unspeakable acts to be done.

Evan Oiled Up 

The man with the biggest GYAT covered in oil.
Timmy: Did you see "Evan Oiled Up"?
Ken: I'd love to see "Evan Oiled Up"!
Evan Oiled Up by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024

The Oiled One 

The Boiled One Covered In Baby Oil and with butt implants for sexual content
man I would rape the Oiled one
The Oiled One by SIgmaOiler April 15, 2024

big boys oiled up 

it means that ms tedricks boyfreind is skibidi
big boys oiled up by anonymous February 27, 2024