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Habitually Offended 

An individual so desperate for attention that they actively seek out anything they may possibly take offense and claim outrage to, caring nothing for the potential consequences of their actions so long as they gain the attention they feel they deserve for their invented slights and hardship.
Will is so habitually offended that he started trolling internet TV shows just to get his fix.
Habitually Offended by T1R3D January 30, 2019

offended 

To be offended. An evil state of mind that causes censorship, kills freedom of speech, destroys urban dictionary definitions (via the remove button), and ruins video games as well as many other things.
People who are able to by "offended" by anything are the worst people on earth. Keep an open mind about things and live and let live. Don't ruin things for other people just because you can't take it. Not everything is pleasent in this world and if you can't take it then you need to grow up.
offended by srxe2140 August 17, 2004

Offended 

The bonus boss of the Internet. If you've defeated the Pain series page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, this next one is for you!!
I have conquered the Offended page several times now! Prove you're badass too, go there now!
Offended by jcthunder May 15, 2010

no offence 

Said purposefully straight after a direct insult to take any heat off.
Your a dickhead, no offence
no offence by ChopStiR January 21, 2011

no offence 

1. A phrase said in embarrassment after accidentally insulting someone.

2. A phrase used to crudely draw attention yourself, and the fact that you're about to say something offensive.

Say "No offence, but..." -
and everyone within earshot will have paused to hear the outrageous insulting gobshite you're about to come out with.
A: "No offence, bu-"
B: "SHUT THE F**K UP YOU TOOL"
no offence by tiggly April 8, 2005

no offence 

An excuse to insult someone. Anyone who uses this word is a tool.
"No offense, but you're a fucking chink honky dyke skank turdburglar nancy."

"None taken"
no offence by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004