J.M.D.O.
A common internet chat acronym meaning "Jacking My Dick Off." An analogue of LMAO, "Laughing My Ass Off."
J.M.D.O. by honkersale May 17, 2009
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J.A.M.O.
It began as a corporation name. Now, with the corporation defunct, many years later in the entertainment industry it is shorthand for being 'judged' unfairly or if someone is using scare tactics to make you do things. It has now, with time, become a verb.
"Hey Meyer, did you see you were stricken from the list of people being considered for this job?"
"NO! I had no idea!"
"You have been J.A.M.O.ed. You better look into that and find out what they need you to do to belong in the inner circle of those being considered for the job!"
"NO! I had no idea!"
"You have been J.A.M.O.ed. You better look into that and find out what they need you to do to belong in the inner circle of those being considered for the job!"
J.A.M.O. by SchoolYardConspiratoryTheorist February 18, 2013
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Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A by robloxismycity October 3, 2017
J.E.O.M.K.
when two internet geeks are involved with some sexual act and the male geek blows his load all over the keyborad......that was hot i j.e.o.m.k.
J.E.O.M.K. by D.Krav October 22, 2009
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I.J.W.T.H.Y.B.A.K.Y.F.T.R.O.M.L by Sadboi0626 September 15, 2022
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The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is
z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a
And not
z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a
z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a
And not
z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a
L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r
It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.
The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.
L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r by papaboy March 1, 2013