The name of the most amazing guy in the world. He is incredible, smart, fun, creative, and really cute. When you are stressed, he’ll listen to you. He may or may not enjoy smoking
weed, drinking
beer, and consuming a certain
type of “stracciatella” cottage cheese.
“Hey I think I have the biggest
crush ever on this guy. I
dream about him every night and during the day too.”
“What’s his name?”
“Sexy stuff.”
“No really, what’s his name?”
“Why should I tell you?”
“You shouldn’t, but tell me anyway.”
“
Fine, his name is Niels, and I’m in love with him.”