Motivated male 

The HIGHEST you can get on the chart

He's the Motivated male

Motivated male by quinnuuhyg September 29, 2022

Procrastinatorily Motivated 

When one becomes motivated to do anything except their homework.

I have a paper due tomorrow but I was procrastinatorily motivated to clean my room.

Procrastinatorily Motivated by D Low2081 March 8, 2011

food motivated 

When you are willing to do something, you would not otherwise do, if food is involved. Primarily the food is free.

"I've gotta go to this stupid work thing. I wouldn't go but there's food, so I'm going cause I'm food motivated."

food motivated by TheMonger May 3, 2007

mutilation 

Destroying the beauty of something. Usually referring to the genitals.

"That makeup is mutilation to my face."

mutilation by internationaldefinitions October 18, 2015

mutated horse 

a horse like person that has very similar featurses to horses.

"oh my god, dan nichols you realy do look like a mutated horse today dont you"

mutated horse by andrew marjoram November 1, 2005

motivated reasoning 

Working backwards in logic, disregarding the facts in order to support an erroneous conclusion. Motivated reasoning is in contrast to logical reasoning.

I know you're telling me the fact that Saddam Hussein had nothing to do with 9/11, but my motivated reasoning tells me he did.

We invaded Iraq because of 9/11. What we did in Iraq was right. Saddam Hussein was involved in plotting 9/11.

motivated reasoning by bronco-the-man August 31, 2009

Self mutilation 

The practice of harming oneself (on purpose) in some way. There are many reasons people do this, self-mutilation (or: self harming, self injury, etc) is often linked to depression, high anxiety or self-loathing. If you harm yourself you need to get help, tell a teacher or a parent or look in your phone book for a help line.

Self mutilation is getting more and more poular, especially among teenage girls.

Self mutilation by Scars are forever November 20, 2003