mushrooms

mushroom is a drug that messes up ur senses.
u can't sepparate the REAL WORLD from the IMAGINORY WORLD.

Some one who took mushrooms thought he could fly, went up on a High building and jumpped down. It was too late when he realized that he couldn't fly, 'cause he jumpped already

mushrooms by Slim-Jim October 30, 2006

Mushrooms

1. Stuff you eat to see pretty colors

2. Things that grow in your yard that are sometimes poisonous

I eat mushrooms when I'm bored

Mushrooms by Mi wordz becuz I'm smart June 22, 2017

Mushrooms

Mushrooms (noun): the tender flesh of the earth; dirt meat

source: tumblr user @writhe

I consume the holy flesh of mushrooms, hoping mother nature will not bestow upon me with her eternal wrath as I eat all that it important to her; nay, the illusion of decay is just that: an illusion. Time is endless and in the end, we are all one with the earth. We are all at peace. Blessed be the Mushroom Queen (blessed be).

Mushrooms by Strange Bird May 18, 2019

Mushrooms

The drug Harry Styles made "Fine Line The Album" on.

*interviewer* " I heard you made this album on mushrooms" *Harry* "Yes i did, i just think its easeir to write when you're having fun"

Mushrooms by callmedaddy_2 July 20, 2020

mushrooms

i highly over-rated vegetable. it is literally a fungus. or if you wanna be more sophisticated and smarter...
WIKIPEDIA: "... spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically produced above ground, on soil, or on its food source." (that is disgusting!!👎😃)
thank you Wikipedia

you: want some RAW mushrooms?
me: get out.

mushrooms by buloogawhale December 12, 2020

mushrooms

A “food” people pretend to like so they can seem fancy. Tastes like someone dug 10 feet underground, found dirt that worms threw a rave in, flattened it out, let a snail run laps on it, and called it “earthy.” Somehow ends up on pizza, pasta, and every dish that was perfectly fine before it got ruined.

“Why does this burger taste like wet forest?”
“They added mushrooms, dude.”

mushrooms by Visit s she e November 7, 2025

Mushrooms.

Mushrooms;a fungi. You would think that wouldnt be very exciting. It is. You smile from ear to ear and laugh like you heard the funniest thing ever. Your puples get huge but whatever. Not a good drug to take in front of parents. Good music to listen to would be Mushroomhead. Or possiably the postal service. Anything that makes you appriciate your life.

One night while with twelve of my closest friends me and one of them bought two oz of mushrooms. Needless to say everyone tripped there balls off. We thought we were in the amazon.

Mushrooms. by kcarbby August 5, 2008