hyunjin mullet

the most iconic hairstyle to ever exist and must make a comeback.

person one: i miss i am who era
person two: hyunjin mullet
person one: what?
person two: HYUNJIN MULLET

by adios_mp4 September 5, 2019

mulletude

The level of attitude given off from one's Mullet - usually measured from 0-10.

"Damn, look at that fool...he has a Camaro Mullet. I give him a mulletude of 8."

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

mullet-queen

Simply a drama queen in the form of a redneck douche bag whom still thinks 'rocking the mullet' is a good life choice to make. May times you can find mullet-queens at local gas stations talking about how "Obama's one of them A-RABS! He was implantered by them their govern-ment to spy on our New-clear-er weapons." or it may just be in the form of your stepdad who thinks that having 3rd period lunch has anything to do with him and wants to "Call them there SCHOOL PRINCE-ABLES because ain't nobody ever need no lunch that there early."

GIRL: "Me and my mom had to lie to Rod about me getting 3rd period lunch because if he knew, He would have flipped"
GIRL2: "God, what a mullet-queen. He is obviously his mullet's aunt flow is in town"
GIRL: "No, he already had his mullet in a bunch from earlier when Obama come on to talk about the health care reform..."

by DanceISay_DANCE! August 25, 2010

mullet fantasia

The state of ignorant bliss one lives in when they have a mullet and truly believe it is, or ever was, in style.

Toothless Sally must be living in some kind of mullet fantasia if she thinks that haircut looks good.

by Jim Sammartino October 3, 2008

mulletino

Spanish/Mexican person with a mullet

Pepito Sanchez, How long did it take you to grow that mulletino?

by Gary Busci April 17, 2003

Muller cornered

When the painters are in but your girlfriend can't resist the urge for some love yoghurt, and the outcome resembles a stirred-up strawberry Muller Corner.

Susan: "Not tonight I'm afraid, I've already had to change my knickers three times today"
Clive: "Can I just stick it in anyway?"
Susan: "Fine, but don't forget the mess you made when you Muller cornered me last time!"

by mylittlewhiteslug September 20, 2018

Vagina Mullet

Vaginal hair trimmed short in the front and long in the back. Also the name of a metal band in the early 2000's, who pronounced their title "vah-john-aye-moo-lay" and claimed it was French for "hairy steak".

"She had a sweet vagina mullet, and I liked it."
"The band Vagina Mullet played a rad show!"

by Chelsarrr May 16, 2012