Mounting Sex 

when dat girl be bringing her titties out and hop on yo dick

Person: i'm gunna mount yo shit up!
Person 2: do it brah
Person: Mounting sex FTW

Mounting Sex by Duskyyy December 12, 2013

crown moulding 

The act of receiving oral/a handjob and ejaculating so hard that your semen hits the ceiling.

Kevin gave me a handy yesterday and I repaid him with some new crown moulding.

crown moulding by Ivytongue December 6, 2015

Mounting Dew 

The mix of lube and fluids that results from wet, sloppy sex.

She got so wet, I'm all sticky from the mounting dew.

Let's go take a shower and clean off some of this mounting dew.

Mounting Dew by Miss Spellr August 28, 2011

Whale Mounting

When an extremely obese person is being fucked by a regular sized person.

WHALE MOUNTING

Whale Mounting by Baby Baloooogaa January 31, 2009

mounting a rhino 

Fucking a really fat bitch.

When I told my friends that I fucked Bertha, they were like "Dude, that's like mounting a rhino."

mounting a rhino by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 23, 2010

abshlonging si buh moindingler 

To clean your vagina with a wire brush, or brillo pad.

Don't forget to abshlonging si buh moindingler.

abshlonging si buh moindingler by Bim Denver November 1, 2007

Rocky Mounting 

Rocky Mounting is when the man/woman with strapon/top puts on first one condom, followed by a large even spread of extra chunky peanut butter, only to be followed by yet another condom, so as to trap the chunky creamy treat inside of them. Then the phallically studded partner starts to consummate the loving act with or without added lube.

Last night me and the wife went Rocky Mounting.

That's a little much Dan.

Just saying.

Rocky Mounting by John Joshhanhashhaneaneanstien April 5, 2011