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Leonard Moretti

Me: ugh I hate that teacher
You: yo Leonard Moretti is my main hoe!!!

Colonel Moretti 

Latin: Flippernicus Moretticus Moronicus Maximus. Supreme commander of the Condor Legion with a plethora of refined skills such as douche-baggery, penile-to-anal insertion, and logical ineptness that can only be described as "divine". A Moretti can be seen at dolphin poaching protests, and has been known to feed off the retardation of brain cells. Colonel Moretti even co-starred in "Flipper" with Paul Newman and Elijah Wood in 1996.
Colonel Moretti by SinStar4 March 24, 2012

fab moretti 

Well, he may be a nice guy, but he's one hell of a boring drummer.
"Hey man you really need to get a new drumbeat down. Your'e pulling a bit of a Fab."
fab moretti by timmy January 21, 2005

The Kyle Moretti

The act of gooning to malnourished turkey pheasants. Finding great pleasure in mating fowls.
Omg, do you see them in the field over there? I am about to do The Kyle Moretti.
The Kyle Moretti by Branchovic March 3, 2026
Another phrase for "most likely"
"Yo b you comin' out tonight?"
"Moretime yeah"
Moretime by Elcon January 24, 2008
another word for ‘probably’ or ‘most likely
Friend: Are you free on Wednesday or Thursday to meet up!
Me: I’m free on both days but moretime Thursday
Moretime by M1n7i July 10, 2019