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Monsoon Wet 

A female in an extreme state of sexual arousal marked by excessive vaginal wetness. Condition generally created through extended foreplay and heightened anticipation of coitus.
Tonya's boyfriend was a foreplay connoisseur. After an hour of extended pre-coitus play, Tonya was in a complete state of Monsoon Wet.
Monsoon Wet by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015

Monsoon Fever 

A condition where a person has a sexual preference for another who is from (or whose ancestry can be traced back to) the Indian Subcontient. This term typically applies to white men who date (or want to date) Indian (or Pakistani, Bangladeshi, or Sri Lankan) women.

See Related: Yellow Fever and Jungle Fever.
My white friend Dave loves indian girls, he has a crazy case of monsoon fever!
Monsoon Fever by TVManiac89 August 2, 2004

monsoon of poon 

1. When a guy hooks up with several girls in quick succession.

2. When girls seems to flock to one guy in particular at a social event.
Chris: I went out to a party last night, and there were girls all over me!

Pat: No way!

Chris: Yeah man! It was a monsoon of poon!
monsoon of poon by blaker_oats March 11, 2011

Monsoon Assassin 

When you wake up before your one night stand does, quietly place a fan in front of her face...turn it on full blast while urinating from the reverse side into the blades. She will never know what hit her.

See also Pecos Bill
Woods woke up Erin last night with the full force of the Monsoon Assassin.
Monsoon Assassin by The Silent Duck December 29, 2007

Monsoon season

In Ireland, the months June, July and august. Normally the warmest months, they are also usually by far the wettest. The phrase illustrates that the Irish have long given up on their "summers".
"Are you going to electric picnic (rock festival) this year?"
- "Are you joking? That's right in the middle of monsoon season"
Monsoon season by Mdfd April 23, 2009

monsoon season

After a drought, the rainy season comes about. Socially this is also true, in the sense that, after the drought, it's raining bitches n ho's. This season does not follow any particular pattern or mirror typical weather tendencies. It is completely random.
It's monsoon season man you gotta bet big.
During monsoon season one must venture out and experience different avenues on order to truly have a good harvest.
monsoon season by EFlo March 5, 2015