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The goofiest of the goofiest ships. A disease that can spread by just breathing the same air as a Mileven shipper. Make cause violent vomiting, headaches, nausea, seizures, heart attacks, coughing up blood etc. If you or someone you know have experiences these symptoms, my advice is to contact your doctor or contact the duffer brothers and convince them to make byler and elmax canon. The symptoms will disappear within three-five business days.
β€œI sadly have mileven. My doctor advised me to read some byler fanfics”
Mileven by Byleriscanon100% April 17, 2023
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a word for a group of homophobic individuals who could never ever see two boys in a relationship no matter what and send people who see the ship that the writers have been building up at the whole time (byler) death threats and will throw a big tantrum when byler becomes canon in season 5
yes! i ship mileven! if u say u think a women should be allowed individuality or you hope two boys who are in love with each other get over their internalized homophobia and kiss on the mouth already i will call u homophobic slurs!
mileven by crazytogether705 October 2, 2025
the absolute WORST SHIP IN STRANGER THINGS like just ship πŸ’™πŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’›BYLERπŸ’™πŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’› its like wayyyy better
mileven is the worst ship in stranger things ever.
mileven by bob the BYLER fan December 25, 2025
the absolute WORST SHIP IN STRANGER THINGS like just ship πŸ’™πŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’›BYLERπŸ’™πŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’› its like wayyyy better
mileven is the worst ship in stranger things ever.
mileven by bob the BYLER fan December 25, 2025
Mileven is a word that is also used to define something that is pretty toxic in a relationship sense
Ugh, they are so mileven.

mileven depression 

mileven depression: caused by the love of mike wheeler & eleven hopper, leaves you feeling halfway happy halfway sad, symptoms include heartaches, migraines, uncontrollable crying, seizures, fast heartbeat, trouble breathing, losing sleep. recovery time takes about 353 days, many never recover though
after finishing stranger things s2, i suffered from terrible mileven depression.

Mileven depression 

Mileven depression is when you watch stranger things season two and watch he mileven kiss and feel sad. Symptoms include Finn Wolfhard obsession, jealousy of Millie Bobby Brown, headaches, nausea, and death.
After watching season two of ST, I got mileven depression.