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Single Digit Midget 

Primarily used in the military to refer to someone who has been on an extended deployment and now has less than 10 days left before going home.
Only nine days left before I get home, I am a single digit midget!
Related Words

Midgetry 

General shenanigans or mischief committed by midgets.
There is midgetry afoot!
Midgetry by ComradeD August 14, 2008

midget beastiality 

When a midget and some sort of animal come together and have sex. It combines your two favorite things: Midget porn and beastiality
I saw some freaky midget beastiality where a midget banged a great Dane.

midge raker 

scottish jakies or cadgies that dumpster dive or (politely) person who sifts through the rubbish of others.
wonder where she got that coat from ?
she's a midge raker she got it oot the bins
midge raker by paid talker p October 17, 2009

midget haircut

the act of knifing someone on black ops
Dave: "i ran right past him and knifed him."
Dan: "yeah man, you gave him the midget haircut!"
midget haircut by muhkenuh December 21, 2010

Midgeslut 

-Noun

1. A very short but extremely feisty "slut."

2. A "slut" with a dwarfism disorder.

3. Tabitha
Kate: "God, I can't believe Aidan is still dating Tabitha!"

Sarah: "I know! She's such a fucking Midgeslut!"
Midgeslut by Joshel ;) May 14, 2011