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az merit 

The dumbest standardized test. Designed for octopus.
az merit by Jelly fish 4 dayz April 14, 2015

wife merit badge 

when your stay at home wife earns special recognition for preforming menial tasks. such as vaccuming, cleaning house, unloading washer, dirty sanchezing, an angry dragon or just a plain old blow job
Man, I'm telling you what Pam earned a wife merit badge in salad tossing last night

dubious merit 

Unknown/ uncertain positive outcome.
Where there is questionable good.
People are less likely to commit acts of dubious merit as opposed to unambiguous ones.
dubious merit by Rocklobster October 6, 2013

an idea with merit 

an idea that's a billion percent worth implementing in real life
boy: mother, I don't like my grades; i think i'll just go and deal drugs. I heard it's a faster way to make money short-handed

father: (butting in, voice dripping with sarcasm): what do you think of getting a legal job and the Unforgiveables? IMHO that would be much more of an idea with merit.

national merit finalist 

the medal that you get for being a sweat in high school
Mom: Jennifer's son Kevin is a National Merit Finalist and he's going to UCLA!
Me: ok
national merit finalist by Miss Deed February 15, 2024

an idea with merit 

an idea that's a billion percent worth implementing in real life.
boy a) do you remember our teacher metioned these ideas that are so a billion percent worth implementing, what are they called again?

boy b) an idea with merit?

boy a) thanks man, dunno what i'd do without you in class..