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mechanical pencil 

A pencil you do not sharpen. You simply click twist or push down to replace your dull or broken graphite. Most college kids use these to avoid getting up over and over.
old man"i've been sharping this pencil for 10 minutes and its still not getting sharp"
Community College Student: "here bra just click it and sit your old ass down.
old man "whats this?"
Student: "a mechanical pencil, they cost thousands of dollars and are from Uranus now you owe me"
Old man "Can I pay you in 5 easy payments"
Student "uuuugh I guess"
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Melania Trump 

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plagerizer

someone who copies other peoples work, and pretends it is their own
johnny looks over billy's shoulder and quickly scribbles down a few lines, then heads for the teachers table, and claims his star.

by karen May 13, 2003
I Melania Trumped that assignment. Luckily I had my older sister's copy.
Melania Trump by javajeff1 July 20, 2016

free melania 

Coined during the early days of the Trump presidency, 'Free Melania' was a massive outcry for the release of his wife from forced marriage. However, since Trump rejects democracy, she has yet to attain liberation from her miserable state. But let not the flame die out.
"Whatcha readin' up on?"
"Child brides in polygamists cults."
"Yikes! Free Melania!"
free melania by James Headfield March 10, 2020

Mechanical Animals 

an album released by Marilyn Manson in 1998--the album with the infamous tittied redheaded alien cover. Consisting mostly of well-produced glam rock (incuding "The Dope Show"), it served as the narrative sequel to the 1996 album Antichrist Superstar (though a lot of people never quite figured out how that worked exactly). It is considered by many (though not all) to be the band's best album to date.
A: Did you know that the title "Mechanical Animals" is an anagram for "Is An Alchemical Man"? So the cover really says "Marilyn Manson is an alchemical man."

B: Dude, you need a girlfriend.

mechanical digger 

"Jesus look at the size of that mechanical digger"
mechanical digger by TallAndy January 2, 2008

mechanical man 

Legendary lyric from the OST of the Legendary game Command & Conquer.
"I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical man, dum dum dum"
mechanical man by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Mechanical Digger 

A slang term for a nigger.
That is one black mechanical digger.
Mechanical Digger by dirty cunt January 5, 2008