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This is a person who is a godless sodomite. A giant marauding killing machine who is frequently approached by Satan and Omar Kadafi for advice on how to kill people's resolve and suck out their souls.

When this person walks into a room, all the happiness and warmth is sucked out, not unlike a Dementor. With the charm of a flatulent substitute chemistry teacher, this person is commonly compared with Bill O'Reilly, Freddy Kruger, and Lord Voldemort.
Small child: "Oh my God, this is terrifying! Please get this Meeker away from me Mommy!!"
Meeker by EWalker November 12, 2011
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meekered 

In motorsports: when the driver downshifts 2 to 3 gears lower than intended and the rpms exceed mechanical limits to serious detrimental effect
Aww, dude, did you see that tomato in the Porsche? He totally meekered his engine!
meekered by The Mann June 24, 2006
Merked by Uafgtbith February 23, 2018
A girl who is simply uglier than my shit after a night of boozing. Looking at a merked chick may cause severe eye damage, maybe even blindness.
DJ: yo, I don't think that bitch could be more merked
Vick: eh bro that's my momma
DJ: damn that's tough
Vick: say sato
Merked by Big Chunder March 18, 2021
To meep: to take an idea or style from someone else and make it worse than the original, often having negative effects on that idea or style in general.
"The Little Panda Fighter meeped Kung Fu Panda."
Meeped by glocksucker69 December 7, 2017
a sex act preformed on someone who is unconcious, either from drugs or alcohol or perhaps in a coma
"melissa faked being roofyed so that dude would give her a meeker, dirty slut"
meeker by metro anthony November 15, 2005