marketing machine 

The constant, incessant and relentless assult on the senses of the public and individual's alike by the corporate community and/or the government designed to alter, influence and even impair your ability to effect your own unbaised and reasonable needs, wants, and opinions.

1) Modern U.S. corporations spend hundreds of billions of dollars each year to perpetuate the marketing machine in order promote ravenous consumerism to a virtually unchecked capitalistic society that plunders the Earth's resources and harms developing countries.

2) Bush and Cheney employed a massive marketing machine to sell the Iraqi war to the public, promote ongoing fear from 9/11, and shrunk the gap in the separation of church and state in order to get re-elected despite a disasterous 1st term in office.

marketing machine by Tenacious Faulker May 19, 2009

marketing monkey 

Someone who feels the need to recite a companies marketing as if it was the truth with out even stopping to think about what it even means.

Douchebag: "Mac OS X is better than windoez because it is POSIX certified because the Apple product page told me so."
Someone in IT: "Do you even know what POSIX stands for?"
Douchebag: "Erm... No... But it means your computer is secure, right?"
Someone in IT: "You do know that Windows has been POSIX certified since 2000, right?"
Douchebag: "Uh..."
Someone in IT: "Dude, you're such a marketing monkey... Spend less time on 'imasturbatetomymac.com' and more time reading about real computers."

marketing monkey by Someone in IT January 6, 2008

Marketing Pedophilia 

Refers to how businesses use children to promote their products and services, regardless of the targeted consumers.

It's become so common that it shouldn't surprise anyone when children are used to promote sex products.

Eharmony has used children to promote there services

PUGI (the car dealer) is a very guilty culprit

Marketing Pedophilia has made advertising more unbearable, unless you're a pedophile.

Marketing Pedophilia by fuckub May 3, 2014

Marketing H8 

Irrational fear of customer count reductions leading to bigotry against logic.

The client, filled with marketing H8, demanded that each contact attempt be counted as an individual customer.

Marketing H8 by Marketing Serf June 11, 2011

marketing strategy 

A subtle euphemism for straight up lying.

"We'll get them to buy our products using marketing strategy!"

marketing strategy by Jebediar January 20, 2007

marketing major 

A business student who doesn't understand business, or that they won't make any money in marketing. Got into it because they heard it's the easiest. Will eventually switch into sales when there's no marketing jobs at graduation.

Commercials seem easy to make, so I think I'll be become a marketing major.

marketing major by CommwithaMinorinMarketing October 8, 2016

Marketing Girl

beautiful, smart, has vigor, relatable, cute, perky, looks good in a pants suit

Wow, Tori looks like a Marketing girl.

Marketing Girl by Shamaymay March 28, 2015