Maple Ridge Elementary School 

Is full of white asshole teachers, and demons known as "pervs". the buses smell like shit, and you must make friends to survive the 10 years you're in that prison. the teachers are strict as fuck and some of them literally have told you they're trying to make the work as boring as possible. the 7 year olds think they're cool and start swearing, the english are dumb fucks and the 6th graders think they have it hard. kids have fake depression and there are so many clubs that you are forced to be in at least ten. this hell hole can be found in Ottawa, ON,CA. kids beg for mercy at assemblies also known as 2 hour long lectures. people lose their pure minds at the age of 5 when you find a teacher on pornhub. thank you for reading.

poor innocent child: hey i go to maple ridge elementary school
random kid: whens your funeral?

Maple Ridge Elementary School by that one fucking idiot October 15, 2019

maple ridge christian school 

An all around terrible school. Teachers act like police officers, Boy's can wear tank tops, girls can't wear shorts. FOR CHRIST SAKES WE CAN'T EVEN WEAR FLIP-FLOPS!

guy 1: Man, have you heard of maple ridge christian school?
guy 2: Nah dawg.
guy 1: You're lucky!

maple ridge christian school by Swagger 3000 September 20, 2013

Maple Ridge Syrup 

A mixture of poop and vaginal fluid. Usually as an act of unexpected anal after a woman finishes on a mans penis.

Some maple ridge syrup was left on my penis after we had sex.

Maple Ridge Syrup by Quasij September 6, 2020

Westview Secondary School (Maple Ridge) 

A school more concerned about combating rural problems such as incesbian and The Paris Hilton. These problems commonly interrupt class on such important class subjects such as Chemistry and English Class. Meanwile the staff are more usually are just a bunch of Bullshit Artist.

At Westview secondary school (Maple Ridge) you know you will get an asian fail.

Westview Secondary School (Maple Ridge) by Fadass February 17, 2019

Maple Syrup Ride 

Where two participants both cum into a plastic kiddy pool and put floaties on and just let the semen waves take them away.

David: Man I've had a rough day, I'm not sure how to unwind.
James: Dude have you heard about the "Maple Syrup Ride"? Took all of my stress away. I highly recommend it.

Maple Syrup Ride by Dungeonsiege May 20, 2019