Manhole 

The mouth of an obnoxious person.

Shut your fucking manhole, douchebag!

Manhole by TommyTazadeh July 17, 2023

manhole covers 

Huge Nostrils, such as those exhibited on the horrifying grills of Dionne Warwick and Patrick Ewing.

"Chuck Wagon went up for a relatively easy layup, but the ball ended up in Ewings monstrous manhole covers as he defended the rim."

manhole covers by Moses from Hollywood Blvd May 9, 2009

Manhole Cover 

noun: A Butt Plug owned by a man.

Like a diamond in the rough, Larry uncovered Ed's bejeweled Manhole Cover.

Manhole Cover by SteveHeaves December 22, 2020

Manhole Inspector 

A male of a strange persuasion. A man who spends a great deal of time inspecting, to the point of entering, other men's holes, specifically the bumhole.

Don't bare yer arse in front of that geezer over there, he's a bloody manhole inspector. Poofy git!

Manhole Inspector by Max December 11, 2003

manhole cover 

slang for a sanitary napkin

I'm wearing a manhole cover today so you can't eat me.

manhole cover by In Need June 8, 2003

manhole cover 

What should be given to every heterosexual male before being incarcerated.

When Jim Bob dropped the soap in the shower he did not have to worry because he was wearing his manhole cover.

manhole cover by Jack December 30, 2003

manhole cover 

women's underwear

i urgently wanted to mount her, so I slipped her manhole cover to the side and pierced her lips rather than waste time peeling off her underpants

manhole cover by John R. December 8, 2003