lonnie 

A man who is a shitbag who can't pay for child support and is a totals dick to his kids.He puts women under the bus because he himself is jealous of not being a woman.If you meet a lonnie,be careful.

Man Lonnie's a total dick!

lonnie by Redheaded dickhed February 12, 2017

Lonnie 

Lonnie is a strange woman who can be a little far out sometimes making it difficult to keep up with her love of riddles. Kind of self-isolating when really all she hopes for is to be recognised.

David: Lonnie, this is our date, please don't go on about secret spirits in the nightskies of self doubt and twilights of unrequited soulmation??? Stay here with me please, on the horizontal line.
Lonnie: Sorry, i got carried away. I meant to say that you chose a great location for our get together. I love how its so quiet, all you can hear is nature. And the wine tastes formidable. And you are very sweet and attractive and i am enjoying our date so much, David!

Lonnie by Krkič March 15, 2020

lonnie 

she is a stupid little white girl with no curves booty boobs hair or life she a crake head baby she blends in with the walls her whole body smell like a trash can oh and she lonley she live on the streets with fake gucci and a android e 1 P.S.Iam black and getto so try me

Everyone: lonnie is a stupid white girl with no bood and she gotta antroide 1 from the 1 tree

lonnie by its.us.mia.autum February 3, 2019

Lonnie 

A person who usually has the personality of a ugly butt who no one cares about unless you make them he also doesn't care about anyone so he always has his headphones in his ears his favorite pair of shoes are Jordans he hates the color pink and his room always smells like dirty booty

Who is that Lonnie

Lonnie by Cariea June 2, 2018

Lonnie 

A bitch made ass white dude who is overly pussywipped by his whore girlfriend at all times.

Lonnie also has one of the smallest dicks imaginable.

“Have you seen how lonnies little dick having ass is always licking his girlfriends ass”

Lonnie by Niggalations-69420 November 10, 2019

Lonnie 

lonnie a super nice girl who is loyal and the best friend you could ever have . She has an inner strength and she’s funny yet serious at the same time ages we’ll and can keep s secrete She’s dependable and amazing

She is such a lonnie . People are jealous.

Lonnie by Upon it February 24, 2020

Lonnie 

Look yours up

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Lonnie by Lonniejackson June 6, 2021