National Furniture Liquidators

Any organization or syndicate whose mission in life is to utterly decimate all of your patience when coming across a non-skippable ad on YouTube.

National Furniture Liquidators is making PewDiePie unwatchable.

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liquidarian

A person on a diet just considing of liquids or foods processed to a liquid consistancy.

After breaking my jaw, I couldn't chew any food, so I became a liquidarian drinking thru a straw for 12 weeks.

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"The liquidator" an assassin who takes out other assassins before the can hit their mark or make trouble.

"The Liquidator" an assassin who takes out other assassins before the can hit their mark or make trouble.

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Liquidatious; Lik-wa-day-shus: An extravagant word for liquid/wet/moist/liquidy

"The air is so humid and wet."
"Do you mean liquidatious, Leroy?"

"That is extremely liquidatious, be careful!!"

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