Lincolns Log 

1. A doo-doo

2. The act of pleasuring your self with popsicle sticks in anyway.

1. I made a huge Lincolns Log yesterday.

2. Last night I was doing some Lincolns Log work with myself.

Lincolns Log by Tres Winstead April 16, 2010

Lincolnshire-Prairie View District 103 

A school district located in Lincolnshire, IL. This district is takes pride in academics. Many students score within the top 1% of the nation on standardized tests. It is one of the only schools to have received the Blue Ribbon Award five times. The schools in this district receives large sums of money from the property taxes of the mansions located near it. The school district is currently faced with many mental health issues, such as depression. Lucky, they have hired 6 social workers and 2 psychologists to handle the situation. The schools in this district are Daniel Wright Junior High School, Half Day Intermediate School, and Laura B. Sprague Elementary School. This school feeds into Stevenson High School.

Parent 1: "My straight-A kid came home with depression."
Parent 2: "Mine came home with that last year!"
Parent 1: "Seems to be common in Lincolnshire-Prairie View District 103."

Parent 2: "Must be from the homework."

Lincolnshire-Prairie View District 103 by Wigism June 10, 2020

Lincolnshire sausage condom 

The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom or the (L.S.C) is when your at that crucial moment at home with a female where your about to get your Freak on Then She Turns and Says 'have u got a condom' so without ruining that moment (because you used all your condoms last weekend) you go to the fridge find one of your mums Lincolnshire Sausages she was planning on using for Breakfast,Scrape the meat out the middle then use the skin as a back up condom.. Bang away Bang.

(Gav) Totally had to use the L.S.C trick last nite man!
(Steve)Whats that?
(Gav) The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom..Take one of our Fine Homemade Sausages take out the meat in the middle and use it as a reserve rubber!
(Steve) that shit works??
(Gav) yeah man.. you cant let that bitch get away with the have you got a condom trick.

Lincolnshire sausage condom by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009

lincolnshire 

possibly the most boring place ever. all it is, is shitty fields, and tiny towns that nothing in it

i fucking hate lincolnshire

lincolnshire by h2008 November 18, 2018

Lindonism 

The act of being very gay

“Oh my lord you committed a Lindonism”

Lindonism by Peniscrusher July 20, 2021

Lincolnize 

Lincolnize- verb: -ed, -ing,

- To be Assassinated, to be killed

Lincolnizer - noun

- An Assassin; A Hitman; A Murderer

Example: "You got Lincolnized Sucka!"

Example: John Wilkes Booth was a Lincolnizer.

Lincolnize by Gabe Mercado September 27, 2005

Lincolning 

Using your cell phone to read or see in dark situations, just as Abe did when reading by candlelight.

Mom: Johnny, what are you doing in the backseat? Are you on that snap text thing?
Johnny: I'm lincolning my homework Mom.

Friend 1 in the car: Hey man, turn on the light so I can see this.
Friend 2 driving: Dude, lincoln it.

Lincolning by CrazyDadLife March 13, 2013