lightninging

The act of lightning

"It started lightninging last night."

"Lightninging is a real word. Shut up Matt."

lightninging by CaptainMcNigNog May 18, 2016

Greek Lightning 

Arson. The act of burning down an unprofitable business in order to collect the insurance money.

The Omega Family restaurant was going bankrupt. Luckily it got hit by Greek Lightning, now Gus and Nick live in Florida.

Greek Lightning by Yatros Christos May 12, 2011

chasing white lightning 

A)Pursuing or searching for something beautiful, worthwhile but knowing full well that it is a futile endeavor.

B)a reckless and carefree attitude toward life, hopefully hopeful i.e. Searching for rainbows even on cloudy days.

A) I worked my tail off trying to get Amy's attention, ah hell , I was just chasing white lightning

chasing white lightning by 1113zxe October 14, 2017

Colorado Lightning Rod 

Where the man sticks his nose into the vagina and farmer blows, all while shoving his fist 8 3/4 inches up her ass until you see your fist pushing up against innards. The man masturbates... The nearby animal, usually a small mammal, runs up the man's dick hole so jizz flies everywhere.

Hey Colorado Lightning Rod tore my dick hole. But the orgasm was amazing.

Colorado Lightning Rod by CameronDDDDDDDDD December 6, 2013

lightning whirler 

otherwise known as a Distributor on a car engine, makes the spark go to the sparkolators.

Derek from Vice Grip Garage has alternative names for various tools and parts, and they make more sense than the correct name

i'll need to take the cap off the lightning whirler to clean the points. rats have chewed a few of the lightning hoses also.

lightning whirler by fartiscrubs April 14, 2021

Lightning McQueen 

A racecar that's fucking red

Lightning McQueen will rape you

Lightning McQueen by Some kid u don't know August 20, 2017

Nigger lightning 

The act of a Police officer using a taser.

I just saw nigger lightning on the corners of 1st and Harbor St

Nigger lightning by Demitrious Octavion July 30, 2016