lams 

Synonym for (St. Louis) Rams.

LET'S GO LAMS!!! We need to make some Lam Chops!

lams by dj_gs68 November 13, 2003

Lams 

A ship that was not real but Hamilton fangirls are so fucking crazy that they believe it is. It is the ship between John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton. Two white men who were definitely not 'gay trans uwu boys'.

Person A: OMG DO YOU SHIP LAMS?
Person B: Nah bro it's not real
Person A: *offended because they have nothing better to do* BUT HAVE YOU READ THE LETTERS?
Person B: That's how people talked back th-
Person A: LAMS WAS REAL AND THEY WERE MY SOFT GAY UWU BOYS AND LAURENS WAS MY TRANS TURTLE BOY AND THEY WERE BOTH ABUSED BEANS AND DESERVE EVERYTHING
Person B: Wasn't Laurens a ruthle-
Person A: DON'T EVEN SPEAK TO ME. YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT A REAL HAMILTON FAN

Lams by turrurist October 14, 2019

Lams 

A not real ship that was made by fucking angry fangirls. That's literally how people spoke back then. Fuck all of you.

Fangirl: BUT LAMS WAS REAL! ALEX NAMED HIS SON AFTER JOHN
Me, an intellectual redstone engineer: John Hamilton was actually named after his uncle, John Church, who was married to Angelica. Shut up

Lams by turrurist October 14, 2019

Lams 

Probably the best gay ship in the 18th century!
It is between Alexander Hamilton and John Laurens. (Often used in the "Hamilton: An American Musical" fandom)

Have you heard of the new ship called Lams?
Yeah man, I totally ship it!

Lams by The One And Only Large Baguett January 10, 2020

Lams 

A ship from the Hamilton fandom where its John Laurens x Alexander Hamilton

"What do you guys ship?" I ship Jamilton" "I ship Lams" everyone leaves the room leaving the person who said lams

Lams by Idontlikegreeneggsandham December 30, 2020

Lams 

Probably the best gay ship ever it's a cannon thing too Alexander Hamilton and John Laurens were practically dating Alexander Hamilton and John Laurens were the lgbtq icons of the 1700s and it actually was a real thing so that makes it even better (and the sentence is a real interaction between me and my friend)

Me: have you heard about lams before

Friend: why must you be so Hamilton obsessed

Me: just answer the question!!

Friend: okay no I haven't but I know it's probably something Hamilton related

Me: it's only one of the most truest things in Hamilton

Friend: why are you like this

Me: it's the ship between John and Alexander

Lams by Jokes on you I don't sleep! July 20, 2025

fam-a-lams 

another way of saying family
- this was created by a member of Hotsuey known only as the "KID"

What's up wit cha fam-a-lams

fam-a-lams by Shawndarius April 10, 2005