Lake Stevens Sports 

Only the greatest thing that ever happened to Lake Stevens.
The place is crawling with jocks. What sport are they best known for? Almost everything, especially wrestling. They even have a True Life MTV special called "True Life: On The Mat."

Lake Stevens placed third in state with their football season of 2011-2012.
Every other freaking sport goes to state practically.
It's kind of disgusting.

Kid: Dude, I saw you on MTV.
Kid from Lake Stevens: Ya, I wrestle for Lake Stevens. I'm kind of a big deal. LAKE STEVENS SPORTS.

Lake Stevens Sports by Rubber Ducky69 February 3, 2012

lake snow 

A really awesome lake with cool cabin communities where lots of teens go on holidays. It is a place where the number one game is seven minutes in heavan, and getting molested by an 12 yr old happens daily. Kids go to their houses and drink and make out while their parents are at a camp fire. All the guys and girls are really hot and its the best lake ever.

When i went to lake snow i got drunk on life and then kissed five guys.

lake snow by funfunfunGirly8cCK October 18, 2009

Lake Superior

The world's largest lake, located inbetween Canada and the USA. States linked to Lake Superior are Minnesota, Michigan, and Wisconsin.

On an important note, the reason for the hypocritical weather (IOW : constant weather changes here & there) in these states is because of Lake Superior. Apparently, from a non-scientific perspective, the lake is so large that the atmosphere around it is changed rapidly, so you may never know what the weather may be like, regardless of what weather reporters tell you.

"Lake Superior is also shaped like a monster's head."
-me

Lake Superior by Dave June 29, 2004

Lake Smellsomemore 

(lak smel-sum-mor) n. A nick name for the Southern California city Lake Elsinore during summer months when the hot weather and stagnant lake water combine to create algea blooms and fish kills that produce a quite noticeble stench.

(LE Resident): I need to get the hell out out of here, the triple digit heat and stench here in Lake Smellsomemore is giving me a headache!

Lake Smellsomemore by The Great Mojito October 14, 2006

Prior Lake Straight 

A man of questionable sexual orientation that resides within the town of Prior Lake, Minnesota. They usually only exhibit their repressed homosexual urges while under the effects of alcohol. You can generally find them singing country songs at the local karaoke establishment.

Homosexual #1: "I totally got banged by JP last night."

Homosexual #2: "He isn't gay, he has a kid doesn't he?"

Homosexual #1: "Well yeah, but he's Prior Lake Straight."

Homosexual #2. "Oh."

Prior Lake Straight by Sean Mendiola December 16, 2007

Salt Lake Sneak Attack 

When you get a girl really drunk and while she's bent over vomiting you ravage her from behind.

Dude, last night Karie was hurling her guts out so I pulled the salt lake sneak attack.

Salt Lake Sneak Attack by Salty Joe December 19, 2008

Lake Side Dock 

Slang for D-Lysergic acid Diethylamide. LSD. Acid. Used mainly for people who walk around at night and wake up to an LSD sunrise and stare at a water background.

I visited the Lake Side Dock over the sumer and it was a magnificent experience.

Lake Side Dock by Psychonauticupheavel March 4, 2011