Mortal Kombat 

When you take a shit that is so devastating and foul that right before you flush you hear Shang Tsung say "Finish him!"

After eating those ghost pepper wings, I had Mortal Kombat in the shitter at work.

Mortal Kombat by deathfordough May 23, 2016

the mortal kombat 

Besides being a kick ass fighting game mortal kombat also refers to a state of intoxication.

After a long night of drinking your head droops down and starts to bobble around. Much like in mortal kombat moments before the game says FINISH HIM. In which the person falls over and passes out.

Joe: Yo check at Rich lol, he's got the mortal kombat going. Should we finish him?

Kev: DAM RIGHT

ANNOUNCER: FINISH HIM
Rich finishes one more shot hits the ground and passes out.

the mortal kombat by BECKDADDY62 February 12, 2010

Kermit Kombat 

When someone picks a fight with Kermit the Frog. Taken from newgrounds.com. Under 18? Don't go there.

Dude: Hey Kermit you suck!
Kermit: Well, we should engage in KERMIT KOMBAT!!!!

Kermit Kombat by Fire King March 7, 2004

Mortal Kombat! 

When you live in close accomadation with friends and you're having sex with a girl, before she is about to come, you shout "Mortal Kombat?" and your boys shout, "FINISH HER!!!"
through the walls.

Girl: Oh Baby, OH BABY!
Guy: Mortal Kombat!?
Room-Mates: FINISH HER!!

Mortal Kombat! by speedmetal99 December 19, 2010

Mortal Kombat Vocabulary 

While writing a phrase or word the begins with the letter C, the C is then replaced with the letter K to make it sound Kool. This type of vocabulary can always makes the most dull sentances look so much more intesne.

Regular sentance: "I must now Combat with the mighty Comotose Crabs of Concubine and Crush the Crazy Cougars before the great Crackers of Canada Cock block all the Crackreads in Columbia."

Kool Sentance: "I must now Kombat with the mighty Komotose Krabs of Konkubine and Krush the Krazy Kougars before the great Krackers of Kanada Kock block all the Krackheads in Kolumbia."

Mortal Kombat Vocabulary is the Key to Kool writing.

Mortal Kombat Vocabulary by maxatron July 29, 2009

mortal kombat 

It has begun!
cool characters, Fatalities, Fake blood who could ask for more?
"Finish Him/Her!"

"You have embarked on a secret mission. You have been chosen to defend the realm of Earth in a tournament called Mortal Kombat. It Has Begun!"

mortal kombat by Rane May 8, 2003

Mortal Kombat Spelling 

The act of using a 'K' in place of a 'C' in the spelling of a proper noun.

"Hello, my name is Josh."
"Well, hello Josh, I'm Kristi, mortal kombat spelling."
"Ah, Kristi with a 'K'.

Mortal Kombat Spelling by Fozzie Zaffa October 5, 2013