Keeping up with the Kardashians

A common mispronunciation of the title of the television show: Keeping Up With The Shitheads.

I’m going home to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Bro, that’s such a common mistake. It’s Keeping up with the SHITHEADS!

by Brutus The Definer July 3, 2018

keeping it in the family

Partaking in incest

“Why do so many people in this town have the same last name? Are they keeping it in the family or what?”

by nlolhere November 9, 2020

keeping your pimp hand strong

When a bitch gets outta line, a pimp might gotta get all up in her face. So he keeps his pimp hand strong, slaps her, messes a bitch up.

Pimp 1: Crystal isn't keeping up with her payments, and she was all giving her daddy this attitude.

Pimp 2: So you should be keeping your pimp hand strong! Keep that bitch in line.

by Oliver Klohsoff June 11, 2006

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

In the act of Keeping it Real, the outcome is unexpected and usually has a negative affect on the individual who decided to keep it real. (See Keeping it Real)

After losing his Job, Frank wrote a paper on, "When keeping it real goes wrong."

by SouthParkChef August 18, 2008

Keeping the 70's alive

Someone that has a lot of pubic hair.
Whether a man or woman.
They are keeping the 70's alive.

"Alex is keeping the 70's alive."

by Ryan Lalonde May 12, 2008

when keeping it real goes wrong

Chappelle show skit that satirizes a situation where a person decides to act on impulse or acts uninhibited by social mores or norms (i.e. "keeping it real") which usually leads to adverse and often times unexpected results.

When keeping it real goes wrong in a board meeting at your corporate job when someone mimics, coopts, or imitates your culture in a condescending way and seeks your affirmation in doing so. (i.e. "Give me some skin, dawg"). Also referred to as "actin' your color"

by JNice007 March 2, 2009

keming

(n.) The result of improper kerning.

(to kern is to adjust space between characters in typeset text).

The typographer who worked on that film just pulled a keming by not having equal spacing between each letter in each word in the opening credits.

by AvsC February 21, 2008