Jetpack Diarrhea 

Diarrhea that creates a significant upward force on your rectum, propelling you off the toilet seat and into a whole new world. Learning to harness your power into controlled flying takes practice and shit. Afterwards you'll be quite pooped.

-Heard you were pretty sick last night.

-Yeah..it was pretty bad. I had jetpack diarrhea. One moment I was reading popsci, and the next I was stuck in the neighbors tree. It was pretty crappy.

Jetpack Diarrhea by CIPACS November 16, 2010

Jetpack Joy rider 

A person who free rides in a group activity or project and doesn't engage or contribute. Characterized by being aloof, insecure and apathetic.

Steve was frustrated by his school project group. Only he and Andy were contributing ideas - Larry kept staring at his phone and being a Jetpack Joy rider.

Jetpack Joy rider by Truedad October 2, 2014

Jetpack moment 

Jetpack moment-is when someone in a group says something stupid and it isn’t backed by facts.

Friend:did you know my car runs on windshield fluid?
Me:well you my friend just did a Jetpack moment.

Jetpack moment by uncensored_BTW February 3, 2022

Jetpack Jackoff

The act of violently cumming inside a female causing her to violently fly off your dick.

Me: Yeah, I gave Audrey a Jetpack Jackoff last night!

Jetpack Jackoff by romeguy82 April 1, 2018

Jetpack Joyride 

A game made by HalfBrick studios which is about Barry Steakfries barging in to steal the Machine Gun Jetpack. After that you must go on an endless run to get the highest score without dying.

“Hey man i just had a great Jetpack Joyride run!”
“Oooo nice with who?”
“What do you mean?”
“Like.. Jetpack Joyride.”
“Yeah?”
“Dont you mean-“
“YOU FUCKING HORNY BASTAR-“

Jetpack Joyride by I just want to make jokes November 28, 2022

jetpack joyride 

When yo girl is ridin your dick and you jackhammer that shit

Bruh this chick was so hot i took her for a jetpack joyride and busted a nut in like 30 seconds

jetpack joyride by Bruhbrodude April 23, 2018

Jetpack joyride 

Where u make an obstacle course and a naked woman jumps on a man’s back while he completes the obstacle course

Oh man dani jetpack joyrided me last night. She was all over the place

Jetpack joyride by fake fake gok August 28, 2022