jeg chopper dig 

a famous qoute from Yahya Hassan, that means you want to kill/stab them

Person A: Your mom is fat
Person B: Jeg chopper dig

jeg chopper dig by Jepskii June 20, 2016

Jeg så Jesus dø 

Danish for "I Saw Jesus Die", a 1970s Danish pornographic film based on the life of Jesus Christ (the central figure of Christianity).

Not much is really known about the film, but it is notable for being one of the earliest known Christian pornos.

If any Christian today saw Jeg så Jesus dø they would immediately pour holy water on the video cassette of the film in a heartbeat.

Jeg så Jesus dø by CelticEagle February 16, 2019

jeg jeg 

A Filipino term for:

money given away by a winning gambler as goodwill to fellow gamblers.

The bettor asked a jeg jeg from his friend who won in the horse race.

jeg jeg by migraineb0y October 9, 2011

jeg sidder altid ned 

when a small guy says he always sit down to pee.

simon says: "jeg sidder altid ned"

jeg sidder altid ned by Elfving03 June 20, 2018

Flop jeg 

When you did the secks so many times your legs fell off and then your Valley Girl jeggings flop off your stumps.

Man I got a wicked case of flop jeg

Flop jeg by Ratsax October 2, 2019

Jegulus

Jegulus is the ship between James Potter and Regulus Black, characters of the Harry Potter series. Ony people of taste ship this incredibly sweet, adorable, beautiful, yet powerful, mighty, strong couple.

In fanfictions, both characters usually go through a lot of hardships, like the War, the Black family, Death Eaters, life-threatening situations, or even Sirius Black being an overprotective brother/best friend. But they overcome everything and get a happy ending. Or not.

Person A: Talking about Harry Potter, I just read a Jegulus fic, it was so good, I cried so hard. This ship is the most interesting one in the entire universe.
Person B: Jegulus ? Never heard of it.
Person A: Mh, disappointed but not surprised. It's the ship between James and Regulus.
Person B: Ooh I see. But and Lily? And Harry? What do they become?

Person A: SHUSH YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BRING UP THAT POINT WITH ME. I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME LOOKING FOR NEW JEGULUS CONTENT ON THE DARKEST FANFICTION WEBSITES. I CAN'T GO BACK NOW. LET ME LIVE IN MY SWEET IGNORANCE OF THE UNENDURABLE TRUTH.

Person B: ... ... o-okay.

Jegulus by Crasboizok May 31, 2020

jegulus week 

the week you celebrate the best friends brother trope, within marauders and gayness.

BITCHES ITS JEGULUS WEEK, I’m sad now, both of them are dead

jegulus week by bibideeznuts February 23, 2022