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internet atheist 

Typically an angry teenager or other power inhibited individual who thinks that all religion across the globe is either Islamic Terrorist or American Christian Fundamentalist and that their arguments are sound because they have watched a Dawkins video online. They take special pleasure in assuming that people with a faith are either deeply offended or will change their life due to anonymous comment based "wisdom".
I wear Internet Atheist t-shirts that try offend old women because I want the world to be free of things that offend me. I am just that devoted. Now go away, I'm playing Skyrim.
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Internet Disorder 

In·ter·net dis·or·der,
n.

Any psychological disorder whose root pathological cause lies in exposure to certain aspects of the Internet. These include, but are not limited to:

·Google Amnesia;

·Hyperlink ADD (HADD);

·Forum Schizophrenia; and

·Internet Fuckwad Syndrome (IFS).

Treatment of such disorders may ultimately require the removal of the patient from the Internet - the main vector of Internet Pathogens.
My brother has never been the same since he went online; he's being a total douchebag on forums, and can surf Wikipedia for days on end, but have no recollection of where he's been. I should call a doctor; he's suffering from some form of Internet disorder.
Internet Disorder by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010

Internet Mafia CAPO 

CAPO = Communist Agent Provocateurs Online

agent provocateur/ˌaʒɒ̃ prəˌvɒkəˈtə /Learn to pronounce noun

a person who induces others to be violent or commit an illegal act in order to incriminate them or discredit a cause" you people will start fighting amongst yourselves, not realizing that some agent provocateur is behind this"

Similar to the 50 Cent Party, The Internet Mafia CAPO's are paid to disrupt online Ethnic Nationalist platforms by impersonating nationalists while posting hate speech.

The fifty Cent Party, also known as the fifty Cent Army or wumao, are Internet commentators who are paid by the authorities of the People's Republic of China to spread the propaganda of the governing Chinese Communist Party (CCP)

The name is derived from the fact that such commentators are paid RMB¥0.50 for every post. These commentators create comments or articles on popular Chinese social media networks that are intended to derail discussions which are critical of the CCP, promoting narratives that serve the government's interests and insulting or spreading misinformation about political opponents of the Chinese government, both domestic and abroad

The CAPO's are usually high school or college kids who are involved with leftist groups like ANTIFA or BLM, they're really nothing more than keyboard activists who are sometimes paid a small fee every time they cause mischief online

This is PSYOPS 101
What's with all the hate filled racist posts, that person must be a CAPO!

Beware The Internet Mafia CAPO's!

The Internet Mafia CAPO's are at it again, promoting hate online!

Some Person on the Internet

Right-wing extremist animation YouTuber who is kind of a simp but that's ok.
Person 1: Hey, what's that YouTuber who makes dead silent animations expressing his far-right political views?
Person 2: Which one...?
Person 1: The one we watched yesterday when a furry recommended him to us.
Person 2: Oh yeah, Some Person on the Internet.

Fastest growing army on the internet 

Greg. Clearly the best army to be conceived. Brilliantly named for a strong army. Logang and Jake paulers shake when they hear this name. Greg has recently made an alliance with the little stinkers. The genius leader Danny also insists you not to look up the fastest growing army on the internet.
Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet, don’t look that up.

Internet Cult Leader 

Danisnotonfire (Dan Howell) is a British YouTuber and BBC1 radio host. He often makes videos with fellow YouTuber, radio host companion and flatmate Amazing Phil (Phil Lester). Dan's fans, often known as "Danosaurs", are his loyal followers, he is their internet cult leader. The ship name of Phil and Dan is "Phan" so the fans of Dan and Phil often refer to themselves as "The Phandom" or "Phamily".
Non- Phandom weirdo : "Who is Dan?"
Phandom weirdo: "Dan is our internet cult leader."