I should kill myself... Now! 

Something that Sayori does when Monika messes around with her chr. file. It doesn't really matter since Monika's real and Sayori isn't.

Monika: messes around with sayori.chr
Sayori: My life is nothing! I serve zero purpose! I should kill myself... Now!

I should kill myself... Now! by Monika's Boyfriend March 29, 2022

I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!! 

When a person has enough and this is what he says when he wants to kick your ass.

Bully: Alright, problem kid! Bitch!
Me:Shut the fuck up!!!
Bully:You shut the fuck up, you niggard.
Me: Oh yeah?!
Me: *rages
Me: I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!
Me: *kicks the bully to uranus

I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!! by TanglefingStar February 8, 2023

I should be 

Meaning a unsure yes but will immediately cancel if other plans go as planned .

I should be home tomorrow

I should be by Nena lo Santos October 6, 2020

I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls

A phrase that is when you think someone is stupid and is not qualified for their job and you could do that something better and you already know what

Guy1: i just watched the movie aladdin i think its a good childrens movie that doesnt have a deep message
Guy2: well i watched it and its clearly critical of how poverty and the lower class are treated in egypt I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls

I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls by Hugeballguy May 31, 2024

Maybe I should join a Church 

Maybe I should . It would give me a reason to do something with my life

Maybe I should join a Church

Maybe I should join a Church by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 1, 2021

honk if you think i should kill myself 

A rare bumper sticker that sarcastically puts the life of the driver in other drivers' hands. Also keeps nice people from honking while encouraging the honking of assholes. As Seen on Tosh.0

Honk at the guy, he has a Honk If you think I should kill myself sticker and he just cut you off.

honk if you think i should kill myself by juicemonkey December 2, 2014

Maybe I should start smoking 

I am drunk right now but maybe smoking would do something for me.

Being drunk is ok, but smoking brings a lot of relaxation I hear. Who wants to grow old and ugly anyway.

When am I able to get any satisfaction in this world, Everything else just seems so boring and dull.

Maybe I should start smoking

UD Jews im drunk but I meant this for you guys to read

Maybe I should start smoking by Death Menace February 15, 2023