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hypocritical cow

a word that u use when you're young cause you don't know what it means.

a word used to describe hypocrites
(person tells you not to whistle then he whistles) you hypocritical cow

Hypocritical Intruder

hypocritical intruder (noun) — a shameless person who invades others’ privacy without permission, then lies or refuses to take responsibility while judging everyone else. someone who snoops, hides it, and acts superior—blaming others for the same behavior they’re guilty of. a two-faced boundary violator with no accountability. EXAMPLE
• A weirdo that stalks your phone while you’re asleep.
Hypocritical Intruders should just disappear from this world, they’re nothing but a nuisance.

Hypocritical Intruder

hypocritical intruder (noun) — a shameless person who invades others’ privacy without permission, then lies or refuses to take responsibility while judging everyone else. someone who snoops, hides it, and acts superior—blaming others for the same behavior they’re guilty of. a two-faced boundary violator with no accountability.
EXAMPLE:
• A weirdo that stalks your device at night when you’re asleep.
Hypocritical Intruders are massive morons that are nothing but a nuisance, they should disappear from this world.

stupid hypocritical bitch

It's in the name many are those stupid swag yolo hipster swags swaggidty swag swag hoes who are like "cool" kids and need to be eliminated from all planets
LOTS IF PEOPLE THAT ARE LIKE WHY DO YOU CALL ME NAMES WHEN THEY ATTACK YOU AND CALL YOU NAMES ALL THE TIME AS STATED IN TITLE STUPID HYPOCRITICAL BITCH

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meta-hypocritical 

1. Using the guise of avoiding hypocrisy for the sake of laziness, or for any sake other than actually avoiding hypocrisy.
2. Being hypocritical about your own hypocrisy.
3. Behaving hypocritically to justify the merits of honesty.
1. "I'm not dressing up for this date to avoid looking like an hypocrite and pretending I am better than I am. But really, I'm just too lazy to match a dress shirt and a tie. I guess you could call it meta-hypocritical dating."
2. "It would be hypocritical to claim I've always been a critical thinker if I wasn't, why would I lie about something like that? I don't have time for this kind of meta-hypocrisy."
3. "You know, the world would be a better place if everyone was completely honest. If everyone showed themselves for who they are people wouldn't pretend they're genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropists and instead be accepted for who they really are like me. I'm a really honest guy and look where it's gotten me; I'm a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist!"
meta-hypocritical by Meta-banana September 25, 2013

reverse/hypocritical teaching 

Refers to where a schoolteacher requests his students to tell him the answer to a English/history question, math problem, etc. ("Now --- who can tell me what the answer is in this case?", or "I want you to fill in the blank on your page there, to tell me what the answer is")... not only does this strange behavior indicate that the teacher is apparently not qualified for his job, since **he** seemingly doesn't even know the answer himself (plus maybe the question is even too difficult/advanced for his students, if even he --- as an "educated grownup" --- doesn't even seem to know the answer; perhaps he should therefore not even be asking this excessively-advanced question of his much-younger/less-learned students), but it also directly flies in the face of his otherwise strict policy of never answering a question that a student asks **him** about a particular example on a test, but instead insisting that the student laboriously toil to find out the answer for himself.
Disgruntled second-grade student: I wish they'd let us have a better-informed teacher --- she expects US to supply HER with knowledge many times every day, rather than HER teaching US, the way she's supposed to! Talk about reverse/hypocritical teaching --- where'd SHE ever get her teacher's certification, anyway, if she's THAT dumb and uneducated?!??