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phat horsecock 

when a certain someone has the biggest, most massive piece of meat between their legs.
OH. MY. GOD. Do you see him? He has a phat horsecock! You can see it through his jeans!!
phat horsecock by TheScarpinator November 11, 2020

horsecocking 

The act to telling a girl to "saddle up" as a man shoves his all mighty penis vigorously into a woman's asshole and screams "YeeHaw! Ride it little pony!"
The man enjoyed a night out "horsecocking" a lot of women.
horsecocking by Kongjong123 July 23, 2015

horsecock 

chris sours... "it's true, i seen it!"
horsecock by casey bailey October 29, 2004

horsecock 

A 24 ounce can, containing a beverage.
Man I'm tired, lemme get a horsecock of Rockstar...

I'm all set for the game. Got my horsecock of Mickey's and some chips.
horsecock by Ernie McFinckle August 15, 2006

Horsecock 

(N); in reference to number 54 on the Wisconsin Badgers Basketball team.
Kristin, thank you for telling my Horsecock what HC means, you B.

Horsecockery

Horsecockery (noun):
Blind, full-volume confidence applied to a terrible idea — executed with maximum effort, zero self-awareness, and no regard for reality.
Not stupidity… stupidity with intensity
“No belt, no spotter, no clue — just raw confidence and elite-level horsecockery.”
Horsecockery by Horsecocking January 12, 2026