Skip to main content

homonious 

(adj) having a sagging stretched out ass hole due to homosexual activity
Dude, miller and zac got hold of a plunger and lube last night, all i can say is zac is now homonious

brock has been homonious since the day he was born
homonious by JPat March 31, 2008

flying hormones 

a phrase used to describe a person who has crushes on multiple people, regardless if those people are in relationships or not
J: Yeah, I found out that Liz has a crush on me.

M: Really? I heard that she has a crush on me... She's probably just experiencing some flying hormones.


Junior's wife in Cold Mountain certainly has a lot of flying hormones.

fuck my hormones 

Also shortened as FMH. Is used to refer to getting horny at the worst moments and/or feeling anything sexual towards the worst person possible.
I hugged my best friend and suddenly wanted to hump her. Fuck my hormones!!!
fuck my hormones by solcanis March 4, 2009

homongous 

Acting like a huge ho. Very, very sexually active.
She blew you too?! Damn, she's homongous.
homongous by Perrin Anderson January 22, 2008

Harmonious Jive 

Workplace relationships that happen organically and create a peaceful work environment
This place sucked until we had the right crew. Now work is more fun than normal life. We have developed "harmonious jive"

Puberty and Hormones 

The most unfortunate thing you will experience in your life, good luck teens.
Stewart: hey what's wrong with you? you're all sweaty and gross. maybe horny too..
Jimmy: oh yeah, it's just puberty and hormones.