Hooman 

someone who is suffering from an unhealthy amount of anxiety and depression so they make a plan to move to the moon

maggie is very hooman with high school coming so close

Hooman by LonleyNarwhal August 6, 2018

hooman 

A person who gives off suspicious vibes.

"Look at that hooman wearing those Hawaiian swim trunks, black tennis shoes, and sports coat."
"AAAAH, oh my god, hooman!"

"Dude, did you see that guy that was there last night with really bad B.O."
"Umm yeah, that was so hooman-y of him."

Lady Gaga is a hooman.

hooman by gingaman May 6, 2014

Hooman 

An Uber ride for a virus.

Just cough right there and drop me on this hooman.

Hooman by Yna Nutshell March 20, 2020

Hooman 

The tendency to greet or thank someone through prostration with one's left hand tucked by one's stomach.

Hey, it looks like that guy is bent over and holding his stomach like he's about to throw up. - No, He's just busting a Hooman.

Hooman by TheSleazyOne October 18, 2008

Hooman 

child molester from pasadena that has a penchant for deuces

Hey, watch out. I think that guy is trying to Hooman your kid.

Hooman by Eljeffe October 18, 2008

Hooman 

Hooman is apart of the 'Kaya Language' it means Human

I did this to make his happy, hope you're happy kaya

(be warned the Kaya Language is One star out of Five)

"You are a weird Hooman"

Hooman by "Bossman" March 10, 2017

hooman 

A person you love and adore, give attenshone, love and support to.

“Hey u cute wanna go out?” “Sorry I already have a hooman~”

hooman by lellyca August 7, 2018